Here at Radiant Rectangles, we respect and love our planet. The life that lives here is precious, and we do everything in our power to help it prosper. However, unfortunately for said lifeforms, they are not rectangular (mostly), and neither is the planet. Luckily for us, the Earth is, in fact, finite. Therefore, it is an acceptable spheroid. The Earth will indeed burn up when the Sun goes supernova, yay! Before then, we are free to cherish this home and make it as good as it can possibly be before we switch from this corporeal form to a divine rectangle.

While we are here use this time wisely and it may not be finite. Incredible rectangular creations exist inside your pockets. Use them. Scan. Immortal?